Hopeless Optimists Pillows

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Happiness

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

1986 is my year

What's with the shades, Dr. Kapuchnik? Sometimes, Al, your sunny outlook on life can be blinding.

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"My glass is half empty"

Do-over

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

'Ms Kaye, send in the company optimist.'

'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

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