Hopeless Optimists Pillows

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

1986 is my year

Do-over

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'

'Ms Kaye, send in the company optimist.'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

The Manifestation of Dreams

Persons of Faith