Childlike Optimists Pillows

'I can't wait to grow up and just go to that machine and get money!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Protest

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"It all looks fine to me."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Happiness

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

What's with the shades, Dr. Kapuchnik? Sometimes, Al, your sunny outlook on life can be blinding.

1986 is my year

Do-over

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'