Childlike Optimists Prints

'I can't wait to grow up and just go to that machine and get money!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Protest

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

1986 is my year

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Do-over