Age-defying Romantic Pillows

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

She IS a raisin

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'You know you're 40 when...'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Kissing bench with rockers

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

'He keeps us young!'

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

We are 50 going on 15...

'I want to look ten years younger.'

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

"I want just enough done that my phone will still recognize me."

"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."

"The only way she can still be in her twenties is if her birthday is 29th February!"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''

"This one sounds hot - says he's a 'sexagenarian'!"

"She thinks a cherry tomato makes her look younger, but she's not fooling anyone."

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."