Age-defying Reveler Mugs

We are 50 going on 15...

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Optimistic Aging...

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

She IS a raisin

"75"

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

'You know you're 40 when...'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"