Age-bracket Analyst Gifts

"Honey, I forget — are we Millennials, Gen Xers or Baby Boomers?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Your new salary is closely linked to profits - a smaller salary means more profits.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'All right, I want to know who's responsible for our profits no longer being obscene!'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Work stress.

Bailout for General Motors.

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

On today's "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour, we'll talk about the elephant in the room: Hillary Clinton's age. And Bernie's too. Forget all this PC nonsense, I'll just come right out and say it: Their age disqualifies them. These children don't know anything about life. I bet they haven't even gotten their first hip replacement yet. Nice to know we'll always be young to somebody. Earth is young to her.

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"Yo! Check it out"

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

I drink to forget. Is that just for things in the past, or does it cover mistakes you might make later tonight?

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"OK Boomer."

"But this is what sexual harassment has cost us."

"What's my take on it? All of it."

This had better be important. Hillary Clinton has got me thinking, Darlene. For eight years, she's been teasing us about whether she'll run for president. Maybe you've just been teasing me about us all these years. First of all, that's a sexist way to speak about Hillary Clinton. Secondly, I haven't been teasing you, Rudy. I just don't like you like that!!!! So you're saying I've got a chance?

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."