Age-bracket Analyst T-Shirts

"Honey, I forget — are we Millennials, Gen Xers or Baby Boomers?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

Your new salary is closely linked to profits - a smaller salary means more profits.

'All right, I want to know who's responsible for our profits no longer being obscene!'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Work stress.

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

"Yo! Check it out"

"OK Boomer."

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

"But this is what sexual harassment has cost us."

"What's my take on it? All of it."

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"This article says more and more men are joining religious extremist groups."