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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Retirement Age

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

"Yo! Check it out"

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

'True, he's an old dodderer now, but you should have seen him when he was a young dodderer.'

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

'I wonder what I'd feel like if I weren't taking vitamins?'

"OK Boomer."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

Find your doctor.

Herd Mentality.

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"