Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death
Afterlife Studies Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone captivated by afterlife studies? Our collection offers witty and insightful products that celebrate curiosity about what lies beyond. Whether they’re students, academics, or spiritual adventurers, find something that sparks meaningful conversations and brings a lighthearted twist to profound interests.
"Give a call when you get there."
"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."
"Hi! We're your neighbours from hell."
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Call me?"
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
"Surgery up here is free!"
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"All we have left is standing room only."
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
'This is way better than a litter box.'
'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'
Afterlife Studies Gifts Collection
Afterlife Studies Mugs
Discover our collection of afterlife studies mugs—perfect for sparking conversations and contemplative mornings.
Afterlife Studies Pillows
Check out our comfy pillows inspired by afterlife interests—bring humor and charm to their living space.
Afterlife Studies Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate the mysteries of the afterlife—perfect for inspiring reflection and sparking conversations.
Afterlife Studies T-Shirts
Explore our witty afterlife studies t-shirts—ideal for sharing your curiosity and making a thoughtful statement.