Afterlife Analysts Gifts

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

The Final Selfie

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

The Suite Hereafter

Going Down?

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."