Gift Cards In Hell
Afterlife Investigator Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for an afterlife investigator? Explore our collection of witty and creative items designed to celebrate curiosity about the supernatural. Whether they’re a hobbyist or a professional, find something that adds a touch of humor and intrigue to their interest in the afterlife. From amusing mugs to clever T-shirts, our products make a memorable gift that shows you appreciate their paranormal passion.
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"How can you be out of wings?"
"Good game."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"Surgery up here is free!"
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
"All we have left is standing room only."
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
"It's true: no more burpees."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'
"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."
"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."
"Really? That's the only game in this house?"
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"
'Look man, no wings!'
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."
Orientation: Welcome to Hell
The Final Selfie
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
Afterlife Investigator Gifts Collection
Afterlife Investigator Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the afterlife investigator and keep their curiosity fueled with every sip.
Afterlife Investigator Pillows
Find unique pillows that celebrate the afterlife investigation — comfy and quirky for their favorite space.
Afterlife Investigator Prints
Explore themed prints that capture the mysterious fascination of the afterlife, ideal for any paranormal enthusiast's decor.
Afterlife Investigator T-Shirts
Check out our witty T-shirts for the afterlife investigator — perfect for showcasing their spooky interests in style.