Afterlife Investigator Mugs

Gift Cards In Hell

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

The Final Selfie

The Suite Hereafter

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."