Afterlife Analysts Pillows

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

The Suite Hereafter

Going Down?

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The Final Selfie

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."