Afterlife Critic Pillows

"We should form a union."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"From this you make a living?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...

Gates of heaven

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'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'