Afterlife Analyzer Pillows

"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

The Final Selfie

Going Down?

The Suite Hereafter