Aerosmith Fan Gifts

Steven Tyler

Cow Blue Arrows

You must be this tall.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

When beavers dream.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Ballooning,

Snail Display Today

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'He says, it's a dark matter detector!'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

Trapeze artists.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Heat Wave Podium

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

Very little fan fair.

A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.

Fan on Manure