Aerial-adventure Fan Gifts

Cow Blue Arrows

Faster, Georges, faster!

'What zip code are we in now?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Migration Music

Cow Pilot.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

Passenger Jet vs Drones

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

Jet Pack

"Another flight of fancy."

"Naw, it's a drone."

Next stop: moon!

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!