Aerosol Aficionado Gifts

'I hear a ‘whoosh' - do you have aerosol cheese in there ?!'

Man using to much bug spray

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

You must be this tall.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Ace High

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Heliphant

The EP-21 spy plane.