Aero Aficionado Gifts

"Phone for you, Al"

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Driverless cars rage.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A private jet takes off

Employee of the Month Parking