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"Phone for you, Al"

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Walking Luggage.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Driverless cars rage.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Employee of the Month Parking

Bot Art: After da Vinci