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"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Airport Bored Rooms

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Ace High

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Heliphant