Aerosol Aficionado Prints

'I hear a ‘whoosh' - do you have aerosol cheese in there ?!'

Walking Luggage.

Man using to much bug spray

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

You must be this tall.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Ace High

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Airport Bored Rooms

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

The EP-21 spy plane.

Heliphant

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."