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Steven Tyler

Cow Blue Arrows

You must be this tall.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

When beavers dream.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'He says, it's a dark matter detector!'

Snail Display Today

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

Ballooning,

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Trapeze artists.

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Heat Wave Podium

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

"Oh, great... they say they all have headaches."

Very little fan fair.

A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.