Active Octogenarian Gifts

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

Old Frogs' Home

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.