Active Dog Enthusiast Gifts

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Barks in code.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Super Dog'