Absurd Investments Gifts

Looking for a playful way to celebrate or poke fun at the world of absurd investments? Our collection offers witty, humorous products that capture the spirit of offbeat financial ventures. Whether it's for the person who loves their unconventional portfolios or a friend with a quirky investment story, these items bring humor and personality. From novelty mugs to statement t-shirts, find the perfect gift that laughs in the face of traditional investing. Celebrate the weird and wonderful side of finance with our creative range dedicated to absurd investments.

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Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

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"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion" mockup

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

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Barcode Dreams

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Crab with a clown face.

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"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!" mockup

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

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'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.' mockup

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty. mockup

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

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'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.' mockup

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

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"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..." mockup

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

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"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue." mockup

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

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'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.' mockup

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!' mockup

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

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"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup." mockup

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

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'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!' mockup

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen mockup

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!" mockup

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

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'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.' mockup

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

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"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..." mockup

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

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"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!" mockup

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

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'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!' mockup

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

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Executioner forgetting his glasses. mockup

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

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'I wonder if I can increase its range?' mockup

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

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"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2." mockup

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

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I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily. mockup

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

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'Not as easy as it looks?"

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Post Post

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'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.' mockup

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

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'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.' mockup

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

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"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car." mockup

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

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"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese." mockup

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

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'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...' mockup

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

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Absurd Investments Gifts Collection

Absurd Investments Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring quirky themes of absurd investments—perfect for the investor with a sense of humor.

Absurd Investments Pillows

Browse our pillows inspired by the whimsical world of absurd investments—adding personality and laughs to any room.

Absurd Investments Prints

Discover art prints that celebrate the quirky side of investing—great for decorating with humor and style.

Absurd Investments T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts showcasing the hilarity of offbeat investments—ideal for making a bold, humorous statement.