Zoookeeper T-Shirts

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Be kind"

Litter Tray Training

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Giraffe Selfie

"This never happened."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Cat in Tree.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Zoo: No Hunting.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Ever eat a bird?"