Zoookeeper Gifts

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

Seagiraffes

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Giraffe Selfie

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Litter Tray Training

"Be kind"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This never happened."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Zoo: No Hunting.