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'Who delivers the stork's babies?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Giraffe Selfie

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"This never happened."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Litter Tray Training

"Be kind"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Cat in Tree.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Ever eat a bird?"

Jungle Stores.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Leak in the fish tank.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."