Zoogoers Pillows

'Who delivers the stork's babies?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This never happened."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Be kind"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Litter Tray Training

Giraffe Selfie

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Cat in Tree.

Jungle Stores.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Leak in the fish tank.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Ever eat a bird?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."