Zoo Goer Pillows

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

African Lion/Mountain Lion/Dandelion.

Tunnel of Luv...

Lion roaring

Giraffe

"Trust you to make hyenas cry!"

"He says all Siberian tigers belong to Russia!"

Wow! That was the craziest sneeze I've ever seen!

At the zoo

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to outrun a lion!'

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

Chinstrap Penguins.

Jungle Stores.

'This is an all body tattoo.'

Camel.

Zoo. Rhino. Why should the rhino be nearsighted? Think about it … With good vision, would they be likely to reproduce?

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Giraffe Selfie

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.