Zoo Visitor Pillows

"Please hold still!"

"Looks to be some kind of menu."

'Dad, how come there are more bulls than bears?'

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

Snake bite.

Elephant scared of a mouse jumps to a giraffe's neck.

Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.

You idiot.

'Hello, Ed? This is Ann. Could you bump up my husband's life policy by a million dollars?'

"Hey, how come our names aren't on the plaque?"

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

"I'll say it's serious...He has a sore throat."

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

Lion Choking on a Turtle.

A flamincow.

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

Elephant

'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"On the other hand, if we walk upright we can carry attache cases."

A monkey in a suit

"We moved the elephant to a room."

"King of the jungle, huh?"

Lion Dreams

"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"

A Jack Tar

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid