Zoo Visitor Gifts

'Dad, how come there are more bulls than bears?'

"Please hold still!"

"Looks to be some kind of menu."

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

You idiot.

Snake bite.

Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.

'Hello, Ed? This is Ann. Could you bump up my husband's life policy by a million dollars?'

Elephant scared of a mouse jumps to a giraffe's neck.

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

Elephant

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"I'll say it's serious...He has a sore throat."

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

Lion Choking on a Turtle.

"Hey, how come our names aren't on the plaque?"

'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

A flamincow.

"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."

"On the other hand, if we walk upright we can carry attache cases."

The monkey couple is checking in. We put in some trees for you to climb. The pigs will like the mud pit. There's a little pond for you two ducks. I think the gazelles will love it --- Lots of room to run .... Noah's Park. Hold it! Let's start over and this time listen carefully!

Two pieces of bad news: One, I can still see you, and two, that's my litter box.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: we will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Giraffes Using A Selfie Stick

Panda

'He thinks this is funny.'

Zoo. Camels. I read about a place that produces camel's milk. It must be a dromedairy.

Booby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.