Zoo Visiting Gifts

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

Tasting Zoo

"Hey, how come our names aren't on the plaque?"

King Of The Jungle/King of the Internet

Wildcat Strike.

Zebra Stripes

Lion Escapes from Zoo

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

"He might look like the runaway gorilla but, believe me, you caught my husband."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'

'Hey hey we're the monkeys!...Hey hey we're the lions!...'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

'Can we cover sex ed with a field trip to the zoo to watch the monkeys?'

Lion Escape.

"I'm still missing 6 stick insects and a chameleon..."

'My parents hoped I'd become a doctor.'

A monkey takes a selfie at a zoo with the tourists.

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Should we be less specific?"

"Sometimes I wonder how we ended up on the inside looking out."

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"And they call us primitive."

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'This always happens with the last peanut. You'd think they'd remember.'

Bear Climbs a Pole in the Zoo

Chimpanzees are identical to humans. Except for the whole super human strength, lack of reasoning and fierce killing things. Yeah, that's different.

'It means the public, Bill, not the keepers.'

Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."

'Quick! Take a picture!'