Zoo Visits Pillows

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Looks to be some kind of menu."

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

Anteater at zoo points to sign on enclosure and says to family: 'It's not as if that's all I do. I write poetry, I'm very much involved in charity work ... why single out that one thing?'

The Litany Of Fun

"So near and yet so far!"

"Apparently, they learn a great deal by watching us."

Mother and baby meets kangaroo and baby.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monica's strategic move to the third floor did little to deter her dogged stalker.

'Hello, Ed? This is Ann. Could you bump up my husband's life policy by a million dollars?'

Prisoner hiding from guards disguised among the zebras.

'As near as I can understand it, they're my real Mom and Dad.'

"Look, a bug!"

London Zoo - The Monkey House

Bear falls in love with fur clad lady

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

Family looking at family of apes.

'But dear, you always said you didn't care where we went on our honeymoon.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Man at zoo looking into North American beaver compound.

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!' (zoo visitors seeing a gorilla with a phone).

Yes, I had great fun at the zoo yesterday. Daddy had fun too, especially when one of the animals came in at thirty to one."

"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."

"Hey, three squares a day, no trophy hunters. Maybe captivity isn't so bad."

"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"

"There's an elephant in the room and no zookeeper."

A clown and a boy look at a balloon animal in a zoo.

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."