Zoo Trips Pillows

"Harry, we need you to throw out the car keys."

Bobby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Children leaving zoo with chimp

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Penguin

African Python bag.

Children's expectations.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

"Says here that a bird eating wild cat has escaped from the city zoo and was last seen near the . . . Friggin' nice shot Earl!"

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Giraffe Selfie

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Jungle Stores.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Too much monkey business...

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Zoo animals.