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"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Looks to be some kind of menu."

Anteater at zoo points to sign on enclosure and says to family: 'It's not as if that's all I do. I write poetry, I'm very much involved in charity work ... why single out that one thing?'

Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.

The Litany Of Fun

"So near and yet so far!"

"Apparently, they learn a great deal by watching us."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Mother and baby meets kangaroo and baby.

'Hello, Ed? This is Ann. Could you bump up my husband's life policy by a million dollars?'

'As near as I can understand it, they're my real Mom and Dad.'

Prisoner hiding from guards disguised among the zebras.

Monica's strategic move to the third floor did little to deter her dogged stalker.

"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."

"Hey, three squares a day, no trophy hunters. Maybe captivity isn't so bad."

'I see London, I see France, I see your big distended scald-red ass.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"

London Zoo - The Monkey House

Bear falls in love with fur clad lady

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

'But dear, you always said you didn't care where we went on our honeymoon.'

Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.

Yes, I had great fun at the zoo yesterday. Daddy had fun too, especially when one of the animals came in at thirty to one."

Family looking at family of apes.

Man at zoo looking into North American beaver compound.

"The fourth door! The men's room is the fourth door on the right!"

"Look, a bug!"

'This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!' (zoo visitors seeing a gorilla with a phone).

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

Foreigners in Paris - Excitement at the Jardin des Plantes

A Visit To The Zoo