Zoo Visit T-Shirts

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Giraffe Selfie

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Zoo: No Hunting.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Jungle Stores.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Zoo animals.

Penguin

Too much monkey business...

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Wild Cow.

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Kangeroo and joey