Zombie Game Enthusiast Pillows

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Night of the Zombonies.

Mixed Doubles.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Marco ..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Zombies.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Halloween Selfie