Zombie Game Enthusiast Gifts

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Zombies.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Check zombies.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Zombie pet tricks.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Halloween Selfie