Zombie Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'Frankendumpty'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Born of the Dead

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Pinata Zombies

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"