Zeus Fan Gifts

The Zeusettes

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm With Stooped

Rogue elephant

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Is the fire included?'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Ze-Bras

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'