Zeus Fan Mugs

The Zeusettes

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Rogue elephant

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The Invention of the Wheel

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Is the fire included?'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

Ze-Bras

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0