Zero Hero Gifts

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

"He was a very good boy."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Like father like son.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Woodwork

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

A man working on a model airplane

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Catwoman // Cat Lady

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

"I'm going to call it zero."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"Any side effects aside from ringing in the ears?"

COP26

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

"Honey, you're home."

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"