Hidden Hero Gifts

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Fourth Place

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Keyworker

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Fathers are Heroes

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

A man working on a model airplane

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"You monster!"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"Any side effects aside from ringing in the ears?"

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"