Behind-the-scenes Hero Gifts

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Nope, he's not a sidekick, but in some ways he's more important than one. PR.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

EU: Behind the scenes.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Hang on a minute...'

"So that's where you were last night."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Blue-Collar Workers

"How was your day, dear?"

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Stage hand has cigars ready.