Behind-the-scenes Fan Gifts

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Ghostship

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Well, that's show business."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

Horse eating hat.

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Flower Duet

Undercover Agent

Clockwork Doll