Behind-the-scenes Fan Gifts

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Jester Surgeon

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Ghostship

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Meryl Streep

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Well, that's show business."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"First gig in a while?"

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Countess

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Undercover Agent

Clockwork Doll