Behind-the-scenes Enthusiast Gifts

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

The Delighted States of An Erica

'Let the politicians fight. The lobbyists and bureaucrats will continue to run the government.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

EU: Behind the scenes.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Hang on a minute...'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Reality TV

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

Stage hand has cigars ready.