Behind-the-scenes Enthusiast Mugs

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

The Delighted States of An Erica

'Let the politicians fight. The lobbyists and bureaucrats will continue to run the government.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

EU: Behind the scenes.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Hang on a minute...'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Reality TV

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Stage hand has cigars ready.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'It's a smart TV - it only turns on for Mastermind.'

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'