'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'
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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"
The Pink Bantha
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."
"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."
'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'
"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."
Wizard of Oz - repeat fees
Medieval headlines.
'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'
"Don't go in there!!"
Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale
So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"
Woody Allen
"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."
A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
True Story Movie
"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."
Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.
The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller
"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."
'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'
The Last Republican in America
"I'm sick and tired of black."
"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"
Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!
'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'
"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."
"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."
'Not now Kato!'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work
Reality TV
'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'
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